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Call center eavesdropping, anyone?!?
Monday, July 02, 2007

Ah huh... You must probably know that I am part of a call center quality assurance department as stated in my profile. I’ve been listening to calls for more than two years now (with 1 year handling a crew of 27 people). The accounts that I am handling (unfortunately) are all North American accounts. For the other teams, they get the chance to audit local call center professionals (we are an outsourced-third party auditor). They get to listen to agents not only from Manila but to call center agents across the Philippines (even as far as Bacolod). People from the operations department would call us "God", or the "Police", the "fault finder." Sorry naman, wala naman kaming magagawa. Trabaho lang, walang personalan. hehehehe. I have heard almost all types of calls- from prank calls to demanding (but stupid) callers to hilarious CRS (whoI think, sometimes suffers from “nose-bleeding” miski naman ako eh..sorry..tao lang. LOL). For a while, I’ve been trying to collect some funny recordings that I got not just from my crew but also from the other teams. I didn’t realize that I have collated a lot already. I have first thought of sending this to my crew and other friends but I think I might just go ahead and post it in my blog (para naman lahat makabasa just in case mapunta sa Spam folder ang email ko.) While some people think that call center people are just a bunch of bourgeois stupid people who knows nothing but good (but sometimes trying hard accent) English, I feel sorry for them coz na-ahh--being a call center agent takes a lot. Bawal dito ang slow at engot. Otherwise, you’ll be the center of destruction (READ: KATATAWANAN) Hehehehe! So here it goes (eto ung mga favorite ko)…



agent: thank you for calling (company) can i have your order or customer number please?

customer (irate): i am going to smash this computer into your face!

agent: is that a desktop or laptop?

***


customer: my address is 459 quintin drive...
agent: sir, is that Q for cucumber?


***

technical support: ok sir, can u pls type cmd on the run field
customer: what?!!!
technical support: cmd sir
customer: (beginning to be irate!) WHAT IS THAT?!!!
technical support: ok!!! c as in CLIENT, m as in MUST and d as in DIE

***

agent: (gave an assumptive question to get the billing add) so ma'am, youre still living at P.O. Box...
customer: honey, i dont live in a box. i have a house.

***

agent: Thank you for calling... this is Candy how may I help you?

customer: What did you say your name was... Mandy?

agent: No sir it's candy...

customer: Sorry can't hear did u say Mandy?

agent: No sir.. candy sir ...candy as in Storck!

customer: What? You’re a strange girl Mandy!

***

agent: So, you want to reset your password? Is that correct? (super paraphrase talaga si agent...LOL)

customer: Yes.

agent: Would you like to set your own password or would you like me to give you a generic password.

customer: Uhmm.. just give me a generic one.

agent: Alright. I have reset your password. Your new password will be... let me spell it out for you. That’s K as in Kilo ... A as in apple....M as in mama.... O as in October..... T as in tango.... and E as in Echo

customer: “Kamowt?” (kamowt in American accent—kamote in Pinoy). That’s a cool password. I’ll never forget this. All right. Everything is working.

***

agent: i was hoping you can take this survey with me. would you have the time to do that sir?

customer: how long is this going to take?

agent: mga three minutes.

***

And my very own blooper when I was working as a Tech Support Rep for Dell. After resolving the issue of a very irate customer, I had the chance to get myself a “payback” time. Darn it! I spent almost 2 hours resolving his old pc (model 96) issue---add the fact that this customer has a hearing problem. Para kong nakikipag usap kay Mang Inggo..Lintek!

customer: I no longer remember my service tag number and losing that is a real pain in the ass. Can you give me my service tag please?

thet: Sure. Do you have a pen and paper handy? (in a dead tone voice)

customer: Yes I have.

Thet: Ok. (imbento na lang service tag, can no longer remember it eh). That is 2g49rsd.

Customer: What is the last letter again?

(Seeing this opportunity to get back at thhis customer)
Thet: That’s D as in Divisoria. (wahHhHHHhHhH!!!!)


Sometimes, I miss handling customer calls. It makes me feel like I am a human again --- unknowingly,unintentionally but hilariously make mistakes.


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posted by ruther @ 5:13 AM   16 comments
Bad Customer Service
Wednesday, June 13, 2007

I've been thinking about posting this since last year but I hardly had the time to create a post regarding this. Anyway, I was surfing youtube.com when I crossed path with this entry.




I was really amazed with how people reacted on this recording.


Being a call center agent myself for a year and being in the quality department for two years, here is MY TWO CENTS ON THIS: When a person tries to work in a call center, it is being synonymous with having to deal with different kind of people. some are nice while some are a-holes that you would wish they'll be six feet below the earth the moment they said some things that are socially not acceptable (
My first day with Dell--- Customer: Oh, You are one of those monkey in the Philippines who know nothing but shit!--- LMAO how's that huh?! I can't even say, "Fuck you dude! You're one darn maggot who know nothing about computer!") What Raul said is something that most customers would say out of frustration. I was laughing to death the first time I heard this and Raul justified what he said, "ANG SABI KO, TANG INA NAMAN NA-HAHASSLE AKO, DI KO SINABING TANG INA MO. MAGKAIBA YON!". LOL Having said this, a PROFESSIONAL call center agent should understand that this person is mad at particularly, the service and not at HER (well, at least, during the initial conversation.) This shouldn't have been taken personally. Albeit, Katherine can't do anything about Raul's problem, the best that could have done is to emphatized and say something that would make the customer feel a lilttle better over the situation. Saying "We will file a case number and see what we can do" is not enough. Obviously, comments here that say, "Kawawa naman si Katherine" are people who doesnt have a SINGLE ideahow call center works. While some people say that call center is just for a bunch of people who knows how to speak good english, I would say that "NOT EVEYBODY IS QUALIFIED TO BE IN THIS KIND OF BUSINESS." More than intelligence, we need "people skills" here which is, believe it or not, harder to find. Yeah, people from the call center industry tend to be loud, flashy with their hi-tech gadget, fancy clothes etc. But hey?! We deserve it. Stress level is not even comparable if I am going to work in a bank or in any government department. Oh well...


Katherine should find another career. She's not fit in to this kind of job. And honestly, having her employed in any other call center would mean BAD BUSINESS. Period.

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